.:Wednesday, September 19, 2007:.
The Things You Learn on CNN......
| 1. We waste a heck of a lot of time in traffic each year. 72 hours a year in LA and Dallas coming in 3rd (I believe, possibly 4th) with a whopping 58 hours! 2. If you are brave enough (translate to possibly dumb enough) to own poisonous snakes such as a rattler, certainly don't be ignorant enough to stick it in your mouth! It's apparently just not a good idea as one snake owner can now attest to. 3. Can you believe that it was 25 years ago that web smileys were born? Indeed they were though! Wow, where in the heck does time go? 4. Did you know that the human eye can not avoid looking at something beautiful? Impossible. See, so all you girls that complain about guys staring at you.....it's REALLY NOT their fault! Tehehehe 5. Alpine, NJ and Miami Beach's Fisher Island are tied for the MOST expensive zip codes in the US. Guess we won't be moving to either of those places anytime soon! Muwahahaha 6. Possibly the most important one of all. Never, I repeat NEVER, attend one of John Kerry's interviews and ask "very important questions" (per Kerry himself) as you just might end up with five cops yanking you out of the forum and tasering you! Who knew that you could learn so much while getting a tire fixed at your local Expert Tire, where they fix more than just your tires! Muwahahaha |
