.:Monday, March 3, 2008:.
Unbelievable
| I spent most of the night awake on the couch last night because I couldn't stop sneezing to save my life. If the weather would just stop changing, my allergies might actually settle down for just a bit. Needless to say, I'm exhausted this morning. Tehehehe. Speaking of this morning......that is the unbelievable part! For the past two days, we have had the most beautiful weather. I've had all the windows open in the house and it's been amazing. Then, last night we had some pretty big thunderstorms roll right on through. And now, you'll never guess what I am seeing sitting here in the sunroom looking out into the backyard. SNOW!!!! No joke! Snow! This sucks. And it's not just really light flurries. It's coming down pretty heavy. What in the heck is going on? I just can't believe that it is snowing. Doesn't mother nature know that winter is over? Tehehehe. And I actually have to leave the house today to print up the PTO newsletter and deliver it to all of the teachers! ARGH! Now I'm really wishing that I had done it last Friday like planned! Tehehehe. We'll blame that one on Jeff since he ordered both Tera and me to take the day for pampering. *grins* On that note, I leave you with just a little funny that Kim sent me this morning! Male or Female? You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples: FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons. TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt. SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water. WEB PAGES: Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on. TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people. EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom. |
