.:Tuesday, December 15, 2009:.
Butt Particals
| Sitting in martial arts class tonight, I had the pleasure of chatting it up with Mickie (another mom there). She's a hoot to hang out with because you just never know what is going to come out of her freaking mouth! And tonight was absolutely no different. During one of the stretching exercises, she looked over and told me that she couldn't do that in a million years. She's just not that flexible and besides she would fart! Cracking up, I asked her if I really just heard her say that when she asked me if I didn't think it looked like a position that would make you fart! Cause if she tried to get into it, she would certainly fart! As if that wasn't enough, she proceeded to tell me that she was a little crazy about farts and it just so happens that she married the most gaseous man on the face of the earth. Not only does he fart A LOT, but they stink. Apparently he was blessed with this gene from his mother and passed it on to their oldest son. How do we know this? Not only do they all fart A LOT, but they all have the same terrible fart smell! Don't even ask her about the time they were in Build a Bear with the boys and the mother in law and told her husband she would absolutely KILL him if he did it again. Only for him to say something to his mom out of confusion and her turn beet red admitting that it was in fact her that had dealt it! Anywho, then she proceeds to tell me how angry it makes her when she is in Wal-Mart (the evil empire) shopping and she walks through somebodies butt particals. Yeah, that's what she thinks farts are made of, butt particals. She says it's like instant anger in a cup. I say that's what you get for shopping at the evil empire. Anywho, I laughed with (but mostly at) her until I about peed my pants. I wonder what she would have called that? Muwahahaha |
