.:Friday, December 11, 2009:.
Typical Conversation?
| Random comment by Kolby: I didn't want to tell Walter that I had a girlfriend, but I really do have one. Shocked mom: Oh really? And just who is this girlfriend of yours? (meaning no-ones good enough for my Kolby and he better ditch her pretty dang fast!) Kolby: The white Shania. The even more shocked mom: The white Shania? What? Kolby (calm as ever and sounding like I'm stupid or something): Yeah, the white Shania. Mom: Kolby, why do you call her the white Shania? Kolby laughs: Because she's not the black one! In hysterics now mom: Well, who's class is this Shania in Kolby? Kolby: I have no clue. Mom: How could you not know who's class she's in Kolby? I thought you said she was your girlfriend. Do you know anything about her? Kolby: Uuummmmm, not really. I can't remember all of them. Mom: All of them? Girlfriends? Kolby: Yeah. Mom: Just how many girlfriends do you have? After thinking for a minute Kolby: Around 20 SHOCKED mom: Kolby! You can't have 20 girlfriends! That's just not......(I start laughing hysterically and then finish)....you know what, you're in second grade! You can have all the girlfriends you want! |
