.:Wednesday, February 10, 2010:.
She Said, He Said
| She said: Well, go ahead and fire me then cause I'm gonna cut that other line next week! Then I will get my retirement, severance and workman's comp. Then, since you won't have fired me for a violation against code of conduct, I'm going to sue you for firing me for being a short, fat woman! He said: What?! You've really put some thought into this haven't you? And you would win that! She said: Yeah, I'd win it. And if you don't fire me, I may just go out on medical leave for the last couple of years. He said: You can't take more than a year. She said: I can if I come back for a week or two and then have a relapse and have to go out again. He said: Wow, you've got this all figured out don't you? She said: I've been planning this since year 5 with the company. That's when I knew I was here through retirement! Muwahahahaha. And people wonder where I get it from! Don't you all wish you were this smart and bold?!?!?!?! |
