.:Sunday, February 24, 2008:.
Random Kolby
| On the way home from family dinner: Kolby: Hey Jeff, which team does your step-mom root for? Jeff: Well, she's a little confused and roots for the Ducks. Kolby: Well, I think she needs to get unconfused and root for the Beavers! Phahahahaha....you are being called out Cheryl! |
Couldn't Help Myself
| "A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service. Following the eulogy, the heart opened and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever. At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral. I'm a gynecologist." The proctologist just smiled." |
Texas is the Most Rocking State EVER!!!
| Rules of Texas : 1. Pull your droopy pants up. You look like an idiot. 2. Let's get this straight; it's called a "gravel road." I drive a pickup truck because I want to. No matter how slow you drive, you're going to get dust on your Lexus. Drive it or get out of the way. 3. They are cattle & oil wells. That's what they smell like to you. They smell like money to us. Get over it. Don't like it? I-20 and I-10 go east and west, I-35 goes north and south. Pick one. 4. So you have a $60,000 car. We're impressed. We have $250,000 cotton strippers that are driven only 3 weeks a year. 5. So every person in every pickup waves. It's called being friendly. Try to understand the concept. 6. If that cell phone rings while a bunch of doves are coming in, we WILL shoot it out of your hand. You better hope you don't have it up to your ear at! the time. 7. Yeah, we eat catfish & crawfish. You really want sushi & caviar? It's available at the corner bait shop. 8. The "Opener" refers to the first day of deer season. It's a religious holiday held the closest Saturday to the first of November. 9. We open doors for women. That is applied to all women, regardless of age. 10. No, there's no "vegetarian special" on the menu. Order steak. Or you can order the Chef's Salad and pick off the 2 pounds of ham & turkey... 11. When we fill out a table, there are three main dishes: meats, vegetables, and breads. We use three spices: salt, pepper, and Picante Sauce!! Oh, yeah, we don't care what you folks in Cincinnati call that stuff you eat. IT AIN'T REAL CHILI!! Chili was born and bred in San Antonio and real chili never met a bean! 12. You bring "coke" into my house, it better be brown, wet, and served over ice. You bring "Mary Jane" into my house, she better be cute, know how to shoot, drive a truck, and have long hair. 13. College and High School Football is as important here as the Lakers and the Knicks, and a dang site more fun to watch. 14. Yeah, we have golf courses. But don't hit the water hazards -- it spooks the fish. 15. Colleges? Try Texas Tech, Texas A&M or University of Texas They come outta there with an education plus a love for God and country, and they still wave at passing pickups when they come for the holidays. 16. We have more folks in the Army, Navy, Air Force, and Marines, than any other state, so "Don't Mess with Texas." If you do, you will get whupped by the best. 17. Always remember what our great governor Sam Houston once said: "Texas can make it without the United States, but the United States can't make it without Texas !" Texas is the greatest state ever!! |
Show & Tell, The Mantle & Linkin Park!!!
This morning, we woke up to signs hanging all over the house with Zoe BEGGING us to get tickets to the Linkin Park concert in OKC. Muwahahaha....she's creative at least.   Never a dull moment around our house! Tehehehehe. Jeff and I checked into the tickets, but they are $100 a piece. Sooo, I'm thinking that maybe it will be a good father/daughter bonding thing for them to do before he leaves. Every Friday is show and tell in Kolby's classroom. Their show and tell needs to start with the letter that they are working on that week. This week was the letter "D" and they focused on dinosaurs a lot! So, it was obvious what he was bringing today....his giant robot dinosaur. I hate this thing....it will follow you around the house! It's just plain scarey, but it was a HUGE hit in the classroom. Kolby made sure to tell me, "Sydney really liked my dinosaur. She said it was 'really cool'!" I asked, "did that make you happy?" and he smiled and nodded his head yes. No one else got a special mention though! Tehehehe.  I got a lot done around the house. I rearranged the sun room so that now we can look out into the backyard and see Benny poop anytime we want! *laughs* AND I got the mantle decorated with the candlesticks, runner and beads that mom gave me for my birthday. Then we added the urn from her shop! I love it. What do you all think?   And of course, it wouldn't be a complete day without a little duck action!   Or torture should I say! There you go...now I have not only updated the pictures that I have been promising for weeks, but extras too! It's your lucky day! Now it's time to get ready to go to mom's for family dinner. We're especially excited because she is making her famous enchiladas!!!! Our love to you all! |
2-18-08 Happy Birthday Shelly
We had a little party at mom's house during family dinner, which was quite nice. All of my gifts from EVERYONE were fantastic! Thank you all soooo much! And a special thanks to my baby for the "excercise machine of my choice"! YAY me!!!  |
2-11-08 Zoe and Jeff Ice Skating
MUwahahaha.....finally!        I rock! |